Bo Fo' Sho'

  • Length: 3:13
  • Rating: 4.84 (3824 ratings)
  • Views: 717998
  • Author: boburnham

Tags: awkward  bo  boburnham  burnham  feminine  of  puns  rap  sort  wordplay 

beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black, barry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it" but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chorus: My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, i gave it this little part to give it continuity. the fellas say hey moron pass the gin cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words and the ladies say hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion chorus... walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet). we're in the hood ill take what you give me was einstein's theory good...relatively a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks "get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya. half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits, why are only crackers staying at the Ritz? poverty, racism, isn't it strange, that only the homeless are beggin for change? i shocked Sherlock What, son? (watson) (watt, son?) Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"! here's a bit of irony a Ford Focus driver has ADD How'd i come to master all these things? like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.

Bo Jackson - Tecmo Super Bowl Run

  • Length: 1:52
  • Rating: 4.79 (760 ratings)
  • Views: 435205
  • Author: JamesJ84

Tags: Bo  Bowl  Football  Games  Insane  Jackson  Run  Super  Tecmo  Video 

'Typical' Bo Jackson run from Tecmo Super Bowl

Bo Jackson

  • Length: 4:1
  • Rating: 4.86 (274 ratings)
  • Views: 244855
  • Author: RaidersRock

Tags: Bo  Football  Jackson  Raiders 

Bo Jackson, one of the best running backs to ever wear the Silver & Black

Bo Diddley

  • Length: 3:22
  • Rating: 4.84 (165 ratings)
  • Views: 79471
  • Author: hodown

Tags: blues  Bo  cool  dance  Diddley  guitar  live  old  shaking 

Bo Diddley, playing and dancing.

Bo Knows - crazy Tecmo Super Bowl run

  • Length: 1:52
  • Rating: 4.78 (450 ratings)
  • Views: 286926
  • Author: numb3rtw3nty

Tags: bo  bowl  football  games  jackson  nes  nintendo  sports  super  tecmo  tpc  video 

This is what happens when you're bored. Bo Jackson goes 99 yards and takes out a full quarter of game clock in the greatest football video game of all time, Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES.

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